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Around six months ago, while perusing my Facebook timeline as I am wont to do when I feel like hating everyone I thought I liked, I discovered that I had at least one friend who I liked not in spite of but because of his fairly regular status posts. The infrequency at which I find Facebook friends whose posts I enjoy reading is so alarmingly high that my discovery actually caused me to message him and ask if he had a Twitter account that I could follow. He quickly but tersely responded that sharing anything he writes, however small, actually made him want to write less, a sentiment I was surprised to find I empathized with. There’s something about speaking out and the self-exposure it demands that makes you hate yourself. Even in writing, when you can edit and revise and rework until the image your writing emanates matches exactly with the self-image you only dream about, there’s something about it all that makes you despise what you really are, underneath that. David Foster Wallace called writing a “confrontation,” and certainly it’s a confrontation with self—one most of us would rather just avoid.

Booing, on the other hand, despite its ostensibly confrontational nature, doesn’t say much of anything about an individual. Maybe at your occasional little league game do you notice booing as the act of an individual—the proverbial washed-up ballplayer living out his dreams in the batter’s box with his fifth-grade son—but far more frequently, booing is a mob act, the kind of thing that happens on a collective level, like when the crowd booed Al Jefferson upon his entrance into the last few minutes of March 11’s blow-out win over Detroit. It wasn’t actually the entire crowd that booed Big Al—it wasn’t even a majority of the crowd. It was a few disgruntled fans scattered through Energy Solutions Arena who were just disgruntled enough to add another chapter to the still unwritten but painfully existent volumes of complaints against Utah fans that, at least according to Zach Lowe, currently circulate league conversation. So not only was it a small minority of the crowd who booed Al Jefferson, but they might not have even been booing him. Maybe they were booing Coach Ty Corbin’s decision to bench a young, developing player like Enes Kanter late in an already-decided game. Maybe they were booing a weak-armed team dancer’s inability to launch a t-shirt into the upper deck. Or maybe, they were booing a million other perceived flaws they saw in the on-court product of their favorite basketball team.

But that’s the thing about booing, for all of its simplicity and its attention-demanding loudness, it fails to communicate beyond the most basic of sentiments. BAD, says the booer, SOMETHING IS BAD. There is no nuance in booing, no explanation. It’s as inscrutable as it is facile. For every cheer that says I LIKE THIS, there’s an equal and opposite boo that says, THIS SUCKS. It’s Twitter without the last 139 characters. It’s a blog post with nothing but a headline. Sure it’s communication, but only in the same way giving someone the bird is communication, and both the booing and the bird represent the same flawed mentality that often pollutes our meme-oriented culture: good communication is hard, so let’s make it easy.

The apparent counterpoint is, as I just mentioned, cheering suffers from the same lack of clarity that booing does. But the equally obvious difference is that cheering is positive; it’s a good thing that brings fans together with the team, rather than separating the two entities. Admittedly, there are instances when booing is justified, and without enumerating the details of some of those, I think I speak for all of us when I say that Jazz fans booing the Lakers in Salt Lake is immeasurably preferable to Lakers fans cheering on the Lakers in Salt Lake. Still, when national writers are calling Utah’s fans the most vitriolic in the league, some self-consideration is called for. Certainly, being one of the loudest arenas in the league is a reputation worth relishing–if nothing else, no one can question the passion of Utah fans. But that’s what made the Al Jefferson incident so alarming. Suddenly, the passion of Utah fans wasn’t directed on behalf of the team, as a uniting force in our small-market battle against the unmitigated evils of the NBA power structure, but against the team, as a dividing force that said “Sure, he’s wearing our uniform and playing for our team, but I hate him and BOOOO!” Now, I have written about my philosophical disagreement with the way Al Jefferson plays basketball (most of which comes down to the way he slows down the game, because his skill set is only useful in half-court offensive sets), but in writing about it, I hope I have expressed my sentiments in a reasonable way that takes into consideration that Al Jefferson is indeed a person, who if nothing else, seems like a great guy off the court. Booing, like pithy Facebook memes, degrades us in a way only poor, oversimplified, illogical communication does.

My soapbox isn’t quite high enough to justify a no-holds-barred denunciation of the institution of booing—I think I’d have to be a Bobcats fan before I could start making any qualification-less judgments of the habits of other fans. But if something as thought-provoking and universal as good writing can start to sound unappealing after a quick-run through the statuses of your Facebook friends, then certainly sitting through a hailstorm of boos could dissuade even the most ardent of fans from attending. Maybe Utah Jazz fandom needs an attitude correction before we start to dread going to a game the same way we dread our high school friend’s glib political commentary on Facebook. Perhaps we as fans could all stand to hate ourselves a little less as a collective unit–a unit that so often appears so hateful to everybody else–because even if we’re not all booing, we can all agree that if someone is, SOMETHING IS BAD.

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On Tuesday night, in part because we were hungry and in part because muted televisions relieve us of the experience of listening to Matt Harpring’s color commentary, Jackson and I went to JCW’s, a Provo burger joint, to watch the Jazz-Nets game. While I will spare those of you who did not watch the game my rendering of its minutiae, I will say that the game was in Brooklyn, and the Jazz won. Yes, it was a road game, and yes, the Jazz won. We were shocked, as I’m sure you were, and frankly, as I’m sure you were not, we were a little disappointed. This is my turmoil.

Though as a fan, I typically spend most of my mental capital on considering my team and its place in the figurative world of basketball, I’ve recently encountered a new internal conflict that occupies at least as much if not more of my mental space reserved for sports. I find myself thinking more about how I am a fan of the Jazz than I do about how the Jazz are as a basketball team. This is not to say that I don’t also think about the Jazz as a basketball team–I only turn inward as a response to the confusion I find on the actual basketball court–but to say that for much of my experience as a fan of the Jazz (and more recently, as someone who writes about them), the Jazz as a real entity are the end of my thought train, rather than a launchpad into new depths of philosophical introspection, which is what they have become.

This is because it’s always the wins that leave me the most emotionally conflicted. Obviously, this doesn’t make any sense, because any consideration of sports fandom begins and ends with one quintessential law of response: wins make you happy and losses make you sad, or angry, or bitter, or withdrawn or any amalgamation of negative feelings. Not for me, not now. Now, wins leave me in a swirling mixture of bewilderment, self-loathing, and disappointment. Now might be the time where I should say something about the innate pessimism of human nature as an explanation for my atypical fan-behavior, but I think that’s too meta even for me. So my simpler explanation is that the losses vindicate me–after all, my frustration with the current Jazz is that I genuinely believe I know which factors on the court cause the losing, and that a failure by the team to rectify those factors will inevitably cause me emotional distress off the court. On the other hand, wins contradict my worldview, because as much as I know the reasons for the Jazz’s losing, when the Jazz win, it’s rarely because I see a correction of that which causes the losses. This makes me uncomfortable. So in other words, I feel that my perspective on the Jazz is justified when the Jazz lose, because they lose for all the reasons I thought they would, and I feel emotionally conflicted when they win, because they win for reasons I can’t quite understand, but that have very little logical connection with the reasons that they lose. That’s my simpler explanation, and simpler though it is, it disingenuously ignores the real explanation, which is that in a way, I kind of want the Jazz to lose.

Without going into the details about the ways I express myself when watching games–which I’m sure would make all of you hate me even more than you do after reading the preceding paragraph, and which would distract from the ideas I’m trying to explore–I will say that I do, occasionally, find myself hoping the Jazz will lose. This, of course, violates the Code of Ethics of Fandom, which I metaphorically signed the moment I told someone I rooted for the Jazz. By rooting against my own team, my very sports morality is called into question, and if in the moment you read that I wanted the Jazz to lose, you felt some sort of ethical revulsion toward me and my hedonistic sports ideologies, you are entirely justified. I deserve whatever righteous indignation you now harbor against me, and if that indignation takes the form of a few vociferously worded hate-comments at the end of this article, I can’t say that I blame you. But this does raise some more interesting questions.

After the Memphis loss–which, terrible though it was, was not quite as terrible as the fact that it brought me, a lifelong Jazz fan, some degree of happiness–Diana Allen and Andy Larsen had a thought-provoking exchange on Twitter, the gist of which was this: if your being a fan in a particular way makes me feel bad, don’t you have some interpersonal obligation to consider that fact before reacting to a win or a loss or a trade, especially in a public forum like Twitter, or a fansite, or the comment section of a blog post? This is an interesting debate and while I have an opinion on it, what actually impacted me was not the debate itself, but the conclusion it forced me to draw about fandom. There are some rules, and there is a prescribed behavior for fans, and though it is relative, debatable, and messy, it does exist, on some level, for every fan. But there’s something else: not only do fans function on an understanding of a governing Fan Code of Ethics, and not only does the understanding of that code differ for every fan, but we seem to accept that though sports are themselves manufactured by our perceptions of them and though sports are only artificially attached to the reality of our lives, our obedience to that Fan Code of Ethics does say something real about our moral character. This is why fans on Twitter feel obligated to point out the faulty responses of other fans. This is why my boss at Salt City published a well-written, persuasive piece on booing. And this is why I feel guilty for rooting against the Jazz.

Now I’m not rooting against my favorite professional sports team just because I’m a sadist, or just because I was searching for a sensationalist angle on the Jazz to break through my writer’s block. I’m rooting against them because, I genuinely believe that losing now is in the team’s best interests. My reasons for this are complicated and any explanation of them would likely turn out long-winded, but basically it boils down to draft picks, young player development, and a necessary reconsideration of the team’s identity from the front office. My reasons for rooting against my favorite team, however, are far less important to this discussion than that I’m doing it at all. After all, I was as appalled as anyone at Golden State’s seemingly shameless indulgence in tanking last season, and I’m just as appalled that it seems to be working out for them this season. They violated my Sports Code of Ethics, and now I expect some sort of retribution. It’s not coming, just like the karmic retribution someone might wish for my anti-Jazz-fandom is also not coming, but it does force me to address the hypocrisy of my own position. Here’s how I do that:

At some point, every fan of a small-market NBA team has to come to terms with the rules of the NBA game: players only come to a team through drafts, trades, and free agency. Salt Lake City will never be a hot destination for free agents and you can only trade for good players if you have good players (I am choosing to ignore, for the sake of my argument, that there are enough incompetent executives with NBA teams that sometimes, you can trade for good players even if all you have to give in return is bad players), which means, new talent can only come through drafts. Drafts are a crap shoot, so in order to be successful in them, small-market teams need to acquire tons of draft picks. Then they need to develop these drafted players, hope for more than a few lucky breaks in roster chemistry, player health, and league competition, and maybe, have a chance at winning a title. That’s the reality. Harsh as that reality is, and it is mercilessly harsh, that’s the situation for small-market NBA teams. Consequently, as a fan, I have a choice: either I forsake my hopes in the extremely slim possibility of my team winning a championship and I focus on enjoying the playoff chase with whatever good players my team might have and then maybe see a few playoff wins, or I say screw it, all I want is a championship, and I end up cheering for my team to trade away or refuse to re-sign its quality veteran players and draft and develop its young players. I believe that unless the Jazz miss the playoffs, the front office will re-sign the team’s veterans and the Jazz will miss out on another draft pick, and unless the front office lets those veterans go and/or gets that draft pick, this team will continue to labor in first-round playoff hell. That’s what I believe, and the beauty of the Fan Code of Ethics is that regardless of the accuracy of my perspective, it says a lot more about me than it does about the Jazz.

JazzRank 2: Al Jefferson

Evan Hall —  November 19, 2012 — 4 Comments

Easily the most consistently powerful emotion I feel when I watch Mad Men is guilt. Obviously I feel a healthy degree of vicarious guilt for all of the horrible things the characters do to each other, but mostly I’m speaking about the guilt I feel independent of my vicarious experience. For every single character on the show whom I have vehemently despised, I have subsequently sympathized with. This means guilt. Guilt for all of the vitriolic things I mentally declared to be true about a character that I will only regret. Because about 80% of Mad Men scenes involve one or more characters doing something reprehensibly cruel to one or more other characters, I have hated and regretted hating every single character on the show (this necessarily must exclude Danny Siegel, because, come on, what’s there to hate?). I say this because, in at least this way, Al Jefferson is a Mad Men character.

This is unfair to Al Jefferson, because of course, he’s a real person and (thankfully) no one on Mad Men is. Still, everything I hear Al Jefferson say, every time I read a tweet about him, everything I know about his upbringing, makes me wholeheartedly love the man. Then, 15 minutes into a game against the Hornets and three wasted possessions later, I am yelling unspeakable things about him. Then the game is over, I watch his postgame interview, and the heavy burden of the guilt sets in. It’s horrible. It really is. Still, if someone were to tell me, “Evan, you remind me of a Mad Men character,” I might initially fall into a bout of self-loathing, but then, inexplicably, I would feel complimented. So, Al Jefferson, you remind me of all the Mad Men characters.

Offseason Accomplishments: Well, there’s the thoroughly exhausted issue of the bed. There are plenty of other things, but seriously, look at that bed.

Patronus: Ox. You know, oxen are strangely majestic animals.

Stat to watch: Minutes played. That’s right. I went there. Frankly, Al Jefferson’s stats are probably the most predictable of any Jazz player. If Big Al averages anything besides 19 points, 10 boards and roughly 50% from the field, I’ll be shocked. What would also shock me, but in a more hopeful way, is if Al were to move to the bench and mow down opposing back-up centers like Hayward mows down Germans on Call of Duty (Was that a seamless reference? Are there Germans on Call of Duty? Truthfully speaking, I know nothing about Call of Duty, except that it’s a shooter and that Gordon Hayward plays it). Then his minutes would go down, the first unit would run everyone out of the gym, and Jefferson would keep the Jazz’s offensive output from slipping when the starters hit the bench.

Three Outcomes for the Season

1. Al moves to the bench, the Jazz start Favors at center and play small-ball for 38 minutes a game. Al averages 15 and 8 in limited minutes and gets a nice contract from Houston in the offseason.

2. Last season but with three point shooting. Al still averages 16 shots a game, but because of the shooting, he has more space, and the Jazz make a deeper playoff season run (hardly difficult, considering it would only take one playoff win to constitute “deeper” than last season).

3. Al gets traded. This is growing increasingly likely as Favors gets better. Either Millsap or Al needs to go, and since Millsap fits slightly better into the system of the future, I think Jefferson is the more likely trade chip. If this were to happen mid-season, I still genuinely believe the Jazz would make the playoffs. As difficult as it would be for the Jazz to lose their second best player, they are far too deep this season to be kept out of the playoffs because of the loss of one player.

 

JazzRank 3: Derrick Favors

Evan Hall —  November 15, 2012 — 4 Comments

 

As one of many Jazz fans who has gushed over Derrick Favors and his enormous potential, I feel obligated to write a well-reasoned justification for the reckless promotion of the Favors Hype Machine. Here is that justification: DERRICK FAVORS IS AN INCONTROVERTIBLE FORCE OF NATURE WHO HAS TRANSCENDED THE PREVIOUSLY ESTABLISHED BOUNDARIES FOR HUMAN ATHLETIC ACCOMPLISHMENT AND WHOSE MERE PRESENCE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE KEY STRIKES EARTH-TREMBLING TERROR INTO THE HEARTS OF NBA LEGENDS OF THE LIKES OF KOBE BEAN BRYANT. Now I realize that was neither well-reasoned nor a justification and that it was in fact nothing more than a worshipful declaration of my love for the Favors’ Hype Machine, but watch that YouTube clip in which he humiliates one of the top ten greatest basketball players of all time. I find no reason or logic or intellectual neatness in the way Derrick Favors defiantly sends back shots from NBA superstars. I only find powerful chaos.

Offseason Accomplishments: chosen to play on USA Select team; received a decent degree of buzz as a preseason pick for Most Improved Player in 2013; incited countless twitter blood feuds between bored NBA bloggers who felt like stirring the pot (not that I’m against this, because I did just write the previous paragraph).

Patronus: Komodo Dragon. THE LENGTH.

Stat to Watch: Field Goal Attempts. Obviously how many shots Favors takes is inextricably tied to how many minutes he spends on the floor, but I’m going to assume a gradual increase of Favors minutes over the course of this season. I should also note that I care less about the pure quantity of shots Favors takes and more about the types of shots he’s taking. Favors’ post game is limited, and I’m not totally certain that this is a bad thing. If Favors isn’t attempting 7-10 shots a game from pick and rolls and fast breaks, then the Jazz’s offense has bigger issues than Favors production. In other words, when the Jazz become a block to block, post-up and kick type of team, then Favors’ abilities have been neutralized. That’s Al Jefferson’s game, not Favors’. Favors has a passable baseline drop-step, and occasionally he surprises me with a fadeaway or a hook, but those are and should always be minor parts to his game.

Three Potential Outcomes for the Season

1. Favors for Most Improved Player! This isn’t likely without a drastic upswing in minutes. The secret about players who win Most Improved Player is that they are typically players whose situation improved far more than their game. Consider last year’s winner, Ryan Anderson. His per game averages from the season before he won (2010-11) and from the season he won (2011-12) are virtually identically: his field goal percentage went from 43% to 44% and his 3-point FG% remained exactly the same. The primary difference? Minutes. Anderson played ten more minutes a game last season than he did the season previous. He didn’t improve his game so much as he was given more opportunities to show it off. What that means for Favors’ MIP campaign is that in order to impress voters, he needs to be playing drastically more minutes. So far, this has not been the case–he is only playing an average of three minutes a game more this season than last, and it would be extremely difficult to get any kind of recognition playing under 28 minutes a game. Favors is currently at 24. For this to happen, either one of the Jazz’s bigs needs to be traded, or Ty has to rely more heavily on the Millsap-Favors-Jefferson line-up.

2. Last season again. Until the overload of post players is somehow resolved, Favors will not average more than 30 minutes a game, and until his minutes per game average goes up, his numbers will remain generally static. Still, having to use Favors as a sixth man and a crunchtime complement to Al Jefferson and Paul Millsap is a good problem to have.

3. DERRICK FAVORS HYPE MACHINE: A year from now, Derrick Favors is the best defensive post player in the league, a top 20 player, and the centerpiece of the Jazz’s 2013-2014 Finals contending roster. You think I’ve gone crazy, don’t you? Take it up with the dragon.

JazzRank 4: Gordon Hayward

Evan Hall —  November 13, 2012 — Leave a comment

I should begin this JazzRank entry on Gordon Hayward with the following disclaimer: If you’re expecting me to do anything in this post beyond singing the praises of Gordon Hayward’s considerable basketball abilities, consider that I once wrote this about him:

“The fact is, as hard as it is to assess Gordon’s broader effect on the game, I’m often disappointed at how reluctantly he asserts himself. But even as I puzzle over his seeming fear for the spotlight, he grabs a loose ball, races down the court, draws the foul, and nails a game-winning free throw that acts as the culmination of an awe-inspiring, box score -filling performance. It’s almost as though he glories in seizing those moments when everyone has counted him out. He waits, and waits, until you’ve started to lose faith, to regret your prediction that he’ll be an all-star, and to lower your expectations to Rasual Butler levels–then he strikes. Then he wakes up, looks you in the eye and unassumingly asks “remember me?” Suddenly, he’s blitzing the passing lanes and starting fastbreaks. He’s throwing down brash dunks and flying around the court like Detlef Schrempf on speed. Most importantly, he’s winning games for the team you’ve loved all your life. He’s showing the same kind of respect for the game that drives you to wear that Jazz T-shirt for four game-days in one week because you think it’s lucky (it is lucky). He understands how you feel about this team, and he wants to win it for you. Gradually, in that dawning of comprehension, you begin to see the possibility that Momentarily Great Gordon Hayward could be Always Great Gordon Hayward. You begin to see Gordon Hayward The Future. Gordon Hayward The Hero.”

Glad we got that out of the way.

Offseason Accomplishments: chosen with Derrick Favors to play on the USA Select team, beat StarCraft 2 on hardcore mode, ostensibly took college classes over the summer, and became, with the departure of C.J. Miles, the longest-tenured Jazz wing player.

Patronus: Owl. If wizards use actual owls as their primary method of communication, and patronuses also have the ability to act as messengers, would a wizard who has both a literal, message-carrying owl and a ethereal, magically-produced owl defy the fundamental, eternal and immovable laws of magic? It’s one of the greatest questions of our time, and we may never know the answer. But we do know that this definitely defies some laws of something.

Stat to Watch: Three point percentage. This is simple: Gordon appears to be improving in every aspect of his game except his three point shooting. This isn’t to say that it’s getting worse, only that it has, like his confidence, been erratic over his first two seasons. In fact, look at his statistics from the month of April of last season. Look at them now. Look at them tomorrow. Gaze at them lovingly when you’re having a good day, and retreat to them hungrily when you’re having a bad one. Keep them in your heart and they will inspire you, for these are the numbers of beauty: 88/50/49 shooting splits, 16 points, 4 boards, 3.5 assists, and a steal a game. That’s right. 88% from the line, 50% from the field, and 49% from three. Perhaps even more shocking than those numbers is that I expected the former two. It’s the 49% from three that leaves me drooling. Now even after shooting blazing white hot in March and April, Hayward finished the season just 35% from three. Even if he could shoot at a 39% clip for this whole season, that would open up the Jazz offense in all kinds of interesting ways.

Three Outcomes for the Season

1. He is a fringe All-Star contender. It would take no small miracle to get Hayward onto an All-Star team. Not only because so much of what he does for the team is difficult to understand without watching the Jazz, but because people don’t watch the Jazz. Still, Hayward could be the darkhorse, small-market player that analytic bloggers rally behind, especially if he plays better perimeter defense.

2. Last season, again. This is the worst case scenario. Hayward spent a few too many months establishing himself last season. If Hayward takes a similar amount of time this season acclimating himself to his role in the offense, it will be hard for him to make many great strides toward reaching his potential. But because I’m me, and because Gordon Hayward is Gordon freakin’ Hayward, I’m sure that this won’t happen.

3. Hayward experiences the offensive equivalent of Derrick Favors’ defensive outburst. Just like Favors, we have seen flashes, even prolonged flashes, of offensive brilliance from Gordon, but Hayward will not become a top 50 player until he, like Favors, can come to rely on his skill set every single game. If Hayward turns what has hitherto been erratic into a consistent performance that the Jazz can count on, game in and game out, he’ll earn that max contract and he’ll become the face of the franchise.

JazzRank 6: Mo Williams

Evan Hall —  October 30, 2012 — Leave a comment

Salt Lake Tribune

In a head-to-head comparison of their statistical output last season, Devin Harris performs surprisingly well against Mo Williams. In fact, take a jaunt over to Basketball Reference and look at Devin Harris’s advanced season statistics last season. In other words, while Devin Harris’s exit went unheralded, excitement about Mo Williams’ return to the Jazz has gone unchecked. I say this not to downplay the addition of Mo Williams, but to pay my respects to Devin Harris who was a legitimately good basketball player last season and the Jazz’s only offensive weapon for entire stretches of games.

That said, MO WILLIAMS! If the Jazz are going to continue to trot out Al Jefferson as the primary source for offensive production for this team (and they really will), then I can’t imagine a point guard better suited for that kind of offense than Mo Williams. If the Jazz are going to play half court basketball and camp Al Jefferson out in the post, the perfect point guard is one who will avoid turnovers and knock down threes. Mo Williams fits that profile: he Mo had a career low 11.7 TOV% last season, which for his usage percentage, is above average, and he has shot 39% from three over his career. Devin Harris, who has shot just 32% from three over his career, had a career year last season from downtown. Defenses recklessly collapsed on the Jazz bigs, leaving criminally open shots for Harris. To put it simply, Devin Harris is not a three-point shooter, but because of the Jazz’s frontline, he became one. Mo Williams is a three point shooter and now has the advantage of that same front line.

Offseason Accomplishments: Traded to the Jazz for the trade exception, and he inadvertently broke the story of Big Al’s disproportionately gargantuan bed (which became a disproportionately fun story, I might add).

Patronus: Emperor Penguin. The only animal as aesthetically impressive as Mo’s shooting stroke. Check it:

Stat to Watch: Assists per game. This is complicated. As I just explained, Mo would do well to set up a lawn chair on the three-point line and get up only to wantonly drain  deep bombs to his heart’s content. Still, the Jazz wings are far more efficient when they’re out and running. Marvin and Gordon were born to play freestyle, wide open, know-the-scales-and-improvise basketball. In fact, this belies the crux of the Jazz’s most formidable obstacle to greatness this season: an identity crisis. Unfortunately, Al Jefferson’s ample skill set is diametrically opposed in practical application to the skill set of Gordon Hayward, Marvin Williams, and even to a lesser extent, Favors and Burks off the bench. Those players were meant to thrive in fast break basketball, whereas Al’s undisputed dominion is the low post in half court sets. Where does Mo fit in? He can be the spark plug for the running offense or the outlet for the methodical one. You’ll be able to tell which one he chooses by watching his assists.

Three Outcomes for the Season:

1. “The Big Al Identity.” Half court sets, wide open threes, a career year in efficiency for Mo.

2. “The Run-n-Gun Identity.” Bloated assist numbers, 110 points per game offense, 7th seed in the West and an extremely bright future at season’s end.

3. Somewhere in between. Mo Williams’ year will be something of a microcosm for the whole team, in part because his identity as the point guard is so entangled with the team’s identity as a whole. All the pundits are consistently slotting the Jazz in for the eighth seed and this seems superficially accurate, but only because so many of the Jazz’s starters are known quantities. If at any point Corbin moves away from the Big Al team identity and gambles on the more volatile quantities like Kanter, Favors and Burks, this season could go in a million different directions, and Mo Williams’ stat line will be the first place I’ll look for explanations.

JazzRank 8: Enes Kanter

Evan Hall —  October 26, 2012 — Leave a comment

Over the offseason, Enes Kanter became by far the most talked about Jazz player on the team. In fact, in terms of the NBA-wide attention it has received, the Kanter offseason transformation story has become the most talked about Jazz-related story since Greg Miller attempted to verbally body-slam Karl Malone (which, verbally or not, is never a good idea). In case you do not have Twitter or you were in a remote village in southern Honduras for the last four months with no internet, here are five places where you can read up on all of Kanter’s offseason antics. By the way, these are in no particular order. Is Salt City Hoops listed as number one? Sure. Is that a coincidence? Probably not. Does that mean we think we’re better than those other sites? Definitely not. Am I asking myself easy questions to distract you from our shameless self-promotion? Um… Your comprehensive guide to “The Summer of Kanter”:

5. Enes Kanter on NBA.com

4. Enes Kanter on TrueHoop

3. Enes Kanter on Deadspin

2. Enes Kanter on Deseret News’ Jazz blog

1. Enes Kanter on Salt City Hoops

Offseason Accomplishments: See above. For a comprehensive summary of the content of those links, you could just look at this picture.

Patronus: Earl Watson. Confused? Metaphorically speaking, a Patronus is a protector, the Jungian archetype of our inner animal instinct for self-preservation. In fact, the best English rendering for the Latin word “Patronus” would be patron, benefactor, or protector. Though in the Harry Potter cosmology, the Patronus appears infrequently as a messenger or as an apparition of warning, it is primarily used in the purpose of the aforementioned guardianship. If then, we were to look at the Harry Potter universe and the basketball arena both as figurative representations of the struggle within our divided selves–our unprotected and helpless psyche manifesting itself as a witch without her wand or as an exposed, second-year Turkish center without the proven toughness of his fearless back-up point guard–we see that there is a repressed, psychological need for that watchful, protective shadow. I think then, it’s abundantly clear that Earl Watson would have to be Enes Kanter’s patronus.

Stat to Watch: Rebounding Percentage. While his offense disappointed at times during his rookie year, Enes Kanter’s rebounding never did. The difficulty in gauging the prospective success of a rookie is that his strengths are never developed enough to prove that they may outweigh his weaknesses. In other words, a rookie may have a skill set, but until that rookie becomes a more established version of himself, we cannot know whether those skills are potent enough and whether his weaknesses are manageable enough to justify his presence on the court. We already know with Enes Kanter. His offense may never develop (extremely unlikely, considering he is only 20 and he has already shown at least some post moves this preseason that were absent last season), but he already possesses an elite NBA skill: rebounding. If you give Enes Kanter 25 minutes of playing time, you are guaranteed at least eight rebounds. In his rookie season (HIS ROOKIE SEASON), Kanter averaged 11.5 rebounds per 36 minutes. He also had a better offensive rebounding percentage than Dwight Howard and Kevin Love. Typically those percentages go down as playing time goes up, but even taking such a dip into consideration, Kanter can still be reasonably expected to place in the top 10 of that statistical category for the foreseeable future.

Three Outcomes for the Season:

1. Kanter finishes the season as the Jazz’s starting center. This could happen a variety of ways. The most likely are that Al Jefferson gets either injured or traded, which forces Ty Corbin to either go small and start Favors at center or to turn to Kanter. Given Corbin’s commitment to traditional definitions of positions, he would probably choose gradually bring along Kanter as the starter. There is the extremely unlikely possibility that Kanter plays well enough in back-up minutes that he takes the center position from Big Al, but again, this is extremely unlikely. For this to happen, Corbin would have to be confident that the Jazz’s wing players could carry the offensive load.

2. Kanter spends this season backing up Jefferson and training to become the center of the future. If Jefferson plays the season out with the Jazz (and I think he will) and Kanter takes significant steps forward in his offensive game, the Jazz will have no reason to re-sign Jefferson, and Kanter will be the opening day starter one year from now.

3. Kanter busts. I don’t think this will happen, but since I’ve spent the last 700 words recklessly hyping him, I felt obligated to add a reverse-jinx caveat to everything I’ve said. So yeah. Kanter will bust.

JazzRank 10: DeMarre Carroll

Evan Hall —  October 25, 2012 — 2 Comments

As we move into the top 10 of JazzRank, we start to see the biases of bloggers show forth. If bloggers are simultaneously fans and writers who make no effort to distinguish between those two roles, then we have a right to eschew objectivity and praise the good name of DeMarre Carroll to our hearts content. After all, if there’s one skill you can see every time you turn on a basketball game, it’s drive, and Carroll has that in spades. As the man himself says, hard work is a talent, and at least in that department, there may not be a more talented player on the Jazz roster.

Offseason Accomplishments: Jazz chose to retain him; shattered the records for most tweets from an NBA player with the hashtags #staypositive and #blessed (an impressive feat); started his own T-shirt line (even using the #blessed hashtag on some of those T-shirts); lost the title for most entertaining Jazz-related twitter feed to Enes Kanter, but still maintains a vice grip on the number two position;

Patronus: Junkyard Dog. He chose this one. Not us. I know this probably isn’t what DeMarre had in mind, but I couldn’t help myself.

Stat to Watch: True Shooting Percentage. Frankly, DeMarre Carroll’s straight field goal percentage was mediocre at best last season, but even when accounting for threes and free throws as True Shooting Percentage does, it was still wallowing in the Josh Howard dungeon. Shockingly, that’s actually unfair to Josh Howard. In order to deserve an increase in minutes, Carroll cannot be such an offensive liability. To play the three, Carroll will have to either get to the line more, hone his jump-shooting, or preferably do both. I love DeMarre Carroll if for no other reason than he always cares more than every other player on the floor, but Rudy only played one throwaway series at the end of a blow-out, and unless Carroll wants to get the same kind of playing time for the Jazz that Rudy got for the Irish, he will need more than pure effort. He will need an improved offensive skill set.

Three Outcomes for the Season

1. Carroll improves his perimeter defense and his shooting enough to warrant legitimate playing time at the three and at the four in small line-ups. The best part about this scenario is that it might warrant some re-examination and editing on his typo-ridden ESPN profile that can be found here.

2. Carroll plays himself out of the NBA. This is a real possibility, considering how little interest he garnered at the beginning of the lockout-shortened season. He has played hard and well in limited minutes with the Jazz, and there’s no reason he couldn’t do the same on another team, but players like Carroll get aced out of positions on NBA rosters all the time. Just ask Jordan Farmar. And sadly, Blake Ahearn.

3. Carroll continues to play well enough to warrant a roster spot but remains an end-of-the-bench, wave-the-towel player. This would not be so bad. As a Jazz fan, I feel better just knowing that a player who works as hard as Carroll is in every practice. In fact, I think more teams should consider signing on guys like DeMarre, just to amp up the intensity of the practices and make sure the starts don’t get complacent. Can somebody please find a roster spot for Blake Ahearn?

JazzRank 12: Earl Watson

Evan Hall —  October 23, 2012 — Leave a comment

It’s a testament to the Jazz’s depth this year that the team’s back-up point guard has been knocked down to #12 (perhaps unfairly) by the voting bloggers. Still, no one would deny Watson’s emotional impact on the team. Earl Watson has had a quiet offseason, and with the addition of Randy Foye as a possibility at backup point guard, his on-court presence with the Jazz will almost certainly be more limited this year than last. That said, don’t confuse on-court presence with on-court influence, because if you can guarantee anything with Earl Watson, it’s that his voice will be heard by both his teammates, the referees, and the opponents. “Intangibles” may be a useless word to describe basketball skills, but in terms of non-basketball skills that still affect basketball games, Earl Watson has all the intangibles. So here are my top 3 favorite Earl Watson non-basketball plays:

3. One time, he said this: “I hate losing more than I like making money.” Then, there was this whole interview. In that two minute clip, Earl Watson demonstrates his whole arsenal of non-basketball intangibles: he never deigns to “media speak,” he makes no excuses, he takes losses on the chin and he lets the anger motivate him.

2. The Three-Salute. This is the combination of one of my favorite basketball Earl moments with one of my favorite non-basketball Earl moments. After drilling a back-breaking three against the Lakers, Earl turned to the crowd, and saluted them with three fingers. There was much debate last year over who had the best three-point celebration (the Russell Westbrook guns-in-the-holster, and Derek Fisher’s three-hatchet), but this one didn’t get nearly enough run.

1. The ball-slap. Against the Mavericks last year, Dirk Nowitzki, upset with a call, slapped the ball out of Derrick Favors hands, and an intimidated Derrick Favors (may I never have to utter that phrase again) did nothing to retaliate. Earl Watson (listed at 6’1”) angrily stepped forward and got in the face of Dirk Nowitzki (listed at 7′ and a German to boot). He slapped the ball out of Dirk’s hands, delivered some choice words, and subsequently got T’d up. Watch the whole thing yourself, but do so with the warning that Favors’ timidity might distress you more than a little.

Offseason Accomplishments: Led the team in Retweets; became Enes Kanter’s quasi-Public Relations representative; appeared on Better Kansas City working a classy jacket and an edgy shirt-tie combo.

Patronus: Raccoon. Not a bulldog.

Stat to watch: Defensive Win Shares. The only definitive advantage Watson has over Tinsley is on defense. Watson, a veteran, is younger than Tinsley and holds up better over long stretches, but with the addition of Foye, neither Tinsley nor Watson is going to be playing for that long, which means that the only thing Watson can bring that Tinsley can’t is tough perimeter defense. If Foye is injured, or if Corbin wants to play him at the 2 (admittedly, a stretch), Watson can act as a temporary solution for what is one of the Jazz’s biggest weaknesses: defending athletic point guards.

Three Potential Outcomes of the Season

1. Because of injuries, because of his defense, or because he fits the system better than Tinsley, Watson becomes the go-to back-up point guard. While I would certainly have complaints about this turn of events, it would probably mean that the Jazz were moving to an uptempo offensive system, and Watson is a perfect point guard to lead the Jazz’s bench in a revamped, fast break offense.

2. Because of an injury to him or because of Corbin’s rotation decisions, Watson plays out the season primarily as a garbage time reliever for Tinsley and Foye. The possibility of this scenario hinges on whether Corbin believes Foye can play at the two. If he doesn’t, Watson may be aced out of playing time.

3. The Jazz trade him. This is highly unlikely, but with an overload at the point guard position and Watson’s contract expiring at the end of the season, it’s at least a possibility. A sad possibility though to be sure, because even if he’s not playing consistently, Jazz fans are collectively happier with Watson on the roster, and if the team is ever locked in a dicey, slugfest with the Lakers, I think we can all agree that Watson has earned the right to be there.

JazzRank 14: Kevin Murphy

Evan Hall —  October 16, 2012 — 3 Comments

We understand if you all have a bad taste in your mouth after reading “JazzRank 15: Raja Bell.” Or, as it was entitled in the draft stages, “The Many Odious and Infamous Crimes of Utah’s First and Hopefully Only Rostered Non-Player.” Fortunately, coming in at number 14 is the heart-warming Kevin Murphy Experience.

Offseason Accomplishments: Under the scrutiny of almost any standard of judgment, Kevin Murphy’s greatest accomplishment this offseason was fathering a child. This is because the miracle of human birth trumps any and all achievements that could occur on a basketball court. Many thanks to Jody Genessy of the Deseret News for providing the Best Feel-Good Jazz-related Story of the Year.

While everything else Murphy accomplished this offseason pales in comparison to that, he still managed a number of other important triumphs. He was drafted 47th overall by the Jazz, becoming only the third player from Tennessee Tech to be drafted into the NBA since the draft moved to the two-round format. Also, this YouTube video of Murphy scoring 50 points (totally worth the 1:40 it takes to watch) surpassed 26,000 views. While Murphy’s summer league and preseason performances have been solid, if unspectacular, other than hitting five 3-pointers in the intra-squad scrimmage. The sample size has been small enough that any other quiet performance can be justifiably ignored. Finally, there was his radio fail, and if you listen to that without smiling affectionately, then you have no heart.

Patronus: Ring-tailed Lemur. Adorable, right?

Stat to Watch: Minutes played. Like with many late second-round draft picks, evaluating how Kevin Murphy performs at the NBA level will be difficult since he’s likely to play so few minutes. This is especially true in a system like Tyrone Corbin’s that values veteran presence. If Murphy can prove that he’s as offensively talented as advertised, he can begin carving out a Jeremy Evans-like slot on the roster.

Three Potential Outcomes for the season:

1. He gets cut, forcing him to temporarily find work elsewhere to support his burgeoning young family. This is depressing. Let’s move on.

2. Jeremy Evans 2.0: Not with the dunking, so much as becoming a perennial presence at the end of the Jazz’s bench, collecting his paycheck, and providing some instant and entertaining offense at the end of blow-out games or during stretches where the line-up is injury depleted. Not only does this seem like the most likely scenario for the season, but this is a win-win-win for everyone involved.

3. As already mentioned, if Murphy gets playing time, I think he has the skills to contribute offensively. If nothing else, Murphy can do what Raja did last year, only hopefully more efficiently: roll off screens for open jump shots, knock down catch-and-shoot threes when the defense collapses on the bigs, and avoid turnovers. Paul Millsap, the Jazz’s last 47th pick, ended up getting 18 minutes a game during his rookie season. Millsap earned time by pounding the glass with relentless tenacity. Murphy can do it by stretching the defense with his long-range shooting. So for the third, most shamelessly optimistic outcome, Murphy becomes Young Raja 2.0, sans the attitude and the established but slightly overrated perimeter defense. In case you justifiably can’t endure the comparison, let’s call him Suns-era Quentin Richardson.