As a gift for the new year, we offer up the greatest video in the history of the world. It involves, of course, a young Jerry Sloan helping with local Air Force recruitment. Naturally, Superman makes a guest appearance and tries to get in on the action, which causes an unimpressed Sloan to demand “What are your qualifications???”

Special thanks to twitter user Marc Juliar, who deserves a medal of honor for bringing that video to the attention of the world via Kelly Dwyer and BDL.