Lotto Time!

  Please disregard the fact that the screenshot clearly states that this occurred at 1:03 AM last night and pretend like I nailed it on the first try. I...

SCH Mailbag: Post-Trade-Deadline Trauma Edition

It feels like I only go backwards baby, Every part of me says “go ahead”. But I got my hopes up again, oh no, not again. Feels like we only go backwards, darling. -Tame Impala Well, that was… uninteresting....

Introducing Ask Salt City Hoops

In an effort to collect all the great thoughts and ideas that you’re currently typing out and sending to your brother, we’re happy to introduce Ask Salt City Hoops. Copy...

JazzRank 5: Marvin Williams

  Having rooted for Marvin Williams for 8 games now, I have a slightly better understanding of why Atlanta’s fans always had such high expectations for him. He looks amazing doing everything. His shot looks incredibly...

JazzRank 7: Alec Burks

Quincy Lewis, DeShawn Stevenson, Sasha Pavlovic, Kirk Snyder, C.J. Miles, Morris Almond. What do all of these players have in common? They all broke my heart. Each of them were selected by the Jazz with first- or early...

JazzRank 9: Randy Foye

Don’t hate Randy Foye. As soon as Utah signed Foye back in July, it seemed like most Jazz fans were initially impressed at how reasonable the deal was for a proven 3-point threat… then everyone was suddenly terrified...

JazzRank 11: Jamaal Tinsley

If there was only one thing that endeared Jamaal Tinsley’s game to me (and I assure you that there are many more than one), it would be the fact that his jump shot looks exactly like the jump shot in Double Dribble on the...

JazzRank 13: Jeremy Evans

No one was more talked-about in the NBA on Thursday than Jeremy Evans after his spectacular end-to-end-to-end block/dunk/steal exhibition on Wednesday against the Clippers. (Favorite headline: “Jeremy Evans is now the...

JazzRank 15: Raja Bell

  Unfortunately, we have to start JazzRank with Raja Bell, probably in part because we held the voting before preseason got going–or else he definitely would have at least fallen behind Chris Quinn (who at least threw...

Marvin Williams, Ever the Gentleman

Warning: If you’ve never listened to Radiohead before, you’re about to be exposed to the song Pitchfork named the 4th best track of the 1990’s in the weirdest way possible. In 1996, the English rock band...