Twitter is currently being murked by someone who fundamentally misunderstands what makes Twitter great. I don’t think it’s going anywhere for reasons you don’t care about, but this is as good a time as any to talk about some great Utah Jazz tweets.
This is an undisputable tier ranking of the tweets. Other content, like video, that simply circulates via Twitter doesn’t count (e.g., Jordan Clarkson’s “man-on-the-street” interview). The content has to originate from Twitter itself.
Let’s get to the tweets!
🌴🗑☘️💩🎷🏆
— Rudy Gobert (@rudygobert27) July 2, 2017
Rudy’s performance on Instagram after Hayward chose to join Boston was also legendary, but Instagram isn’t quite in the spotlight for dire straits like Twitter is (although Mark Zuckerberg is trying his hardest).
“it’s jordan clarkson time” – jordan clarkson
— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) April 23, 2018
We will be fine
— Rudy Gobert (@rudygobert27) January 6, 2018
Someone really let his son do this to me. https://t.co/VlTp5pJyqc
— Rudy Gobert (@rudygobert27) September 4, 2020
You are 0/5 bro next time let me set a good screen for you. https://t.co/xFgtZz6plD
— Rudy Gobert (@rudygobert27) September 27, 2019
I’d like 2 apologize Jazz fans that were offended by my tweets. If I knew u guys had internet in Utah I would’ve never made those tweets.
— Vernon Maxwell (@VernonMaxwell11) March 9, 2017
So here is the reason I’m in Utah. I decided to offer a free clinic to the best young shooters in the state as a truce to try and mend my relationship with Utah fans. Here are the best shooters the state had to offer…. pic.twitter.com/ziJgaFP8En
— Vernon Maxwell (@VernonMaxwell11) January 28, 2020
And you got murdered by Goku, Majin buu. https://t.co/SsmMFcg4oV
— Rudy Gobert (@rudygobert27) November 19, 2015
— Donovan Mitchell (@spidadmitchell) September 1, 2022
Jazz are 4-1 pic.twitter.com/WPBIeh0MNS
— Mikey – Observe uplifting things. (@Mikeyvp) October 27, 2022
Unsalvageable?
— Joe Ingles (@Joeingles7) March 5, 2021
They even get fined together 😍😍😍 https://t.co/seSSkGKtN2
I’ve been waiting for this day. https://t.co/8uHjnHvR8a
— Rudy Gobert (@rudygobert27) October 10, 2021
Can’t believe Rudy Gobert had the audacity to:
— Jimbo Slice (@JimboRudding) March 12, 2020
– pass basketballs to people
– give people high fives
– travel with people while sitting next to them
– touch other people’s stuff
– create a virus on his own
– rub virus on microphones
– marry a virus
– become king of viruses
@andyblarsen is it a Vine?
— Jeremiah Jensen (@JJSportsBeat) July 20, 2015
Send me your tweets that I forgot to include: @Mark_R_Pereira. Long Live Twitter!
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