Welcome to the next edition of Jimbo’s Mailbag! At Salt City Hoops, we know that covering a losing team without any humor can be dreary. As such, we decided to add a little bit more levity to our site via Jimbo’s unique outlook on the world of Jazz basketball. Jimbo, by virtue of being recently featured in the Deseret News, is now the world’s most famous Utah-based basketball mailbag artist. Interested in submitting a question to Jimbo’s mailbag? Email it to Jimbo at mailbag@saltcityhoops.com or tweet @JimboRudding to appear.
Q: Do you want Hot Rod Hundley haunting your house?
Hot Rod would definitely make a haunted house a haunted home.
Hot Rod is a legend, plain and simple. We as Jazz fans didn’t realize how great he was at his job until he was gone. Sure, he drank a little…and then some more, but we all need to stay warm somehow, right?
Seriously though, I miss the way Hot Rod would call a game. He never worried about the little non-basketball mumbo jumbo that we all seem to concern ourselves with nowadays. When he spoke, it was to tell you exactly what he was seeing on the court. He didn’t concern us with Thurl Bailey’s three-point percentage in the left corner on Wednesday nights. Not that there’s anything wrong with that stat, but if I’m listening to the game, I only want to know a handful of things, like: What’s the score? Whose ball is it? How much time is left? Do I have any real estate friends? If so, at which credit union am I most likely to find them?
I always loved how he would speed-talk through the marketing slogans as fast as he could so that he could get back to calling the game. He knew what the fan wanted to hear, probably because he was a fan himself.
I’m gonna miss that guy. Just like a lot of Jazz fans, he was the voice of my childhood. I’ll miss the “Hippity hops” and the “Frozen ropes.” I’ll miss “good if it goes” and “You’re lookin lives.” But most of all, I’ll miss “You gotta love it, baby.” Because I DO love it and I loved him.
Rest in peace Hot Rod.
Q: Why doesn’t corn digest like everything else?
Man, if I had the answer to this, I would probably get back on my all-corn diet again.
Q: All time starting Jazz hatred five…Kanter, Fisher, Josh Smith, Dennis Rodman, Jason Hart?
I love this question more than almost any I’ve ever received. I should send you a plaque or something.
I think you got some of this right. Kanter, Fisher, and Rodman are definitely locks to be in the starting five. The problem is, I don’t think that five players is enough. Therefore, I propose a full 15-man roster of players who Jazz fans love to hate. Here we go:
Q: If there is one player on the Jazz that resembles Neo from the Matrix, who is it and why?
I guess whichever one knows kung fu?
Unless there is a major trade this summer, for now our “one” is Gordon Hayward. I don’t technically think that Gordon can carry the Jazz to a championship by himself like Lebron and Shaq did 1, but with the right pieces around him there’s no reason why he couldn’t be the leader on a Detroit Pistons circa 2004-type of a championship team.
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Thanks for all the questions, you guys!
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