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Q: What are your predictions for the Jazz this season? Realistic, dream, and worst-case.
– Keni N.
Great question Keni! Here are my predictions:
Realistic
Dream
Worst-case
Q: What is your favorite referee call?
– Andy L.
I like the charge call. However, it has to be the charge call where they do that little three hops on one foot and then one of those “Mr. Miyagi needs to wear catcher’s gear” kind of punches.
Q: Why is Utah obsessed with fry sauce? Is it a self-hate thing?
– Keni N.
I don’t think ALL of Utah is obsessed with fry sauce. The thing is, most of us Utahns don’t smoke cigarettes or do illegal drugs and so we turn to the next best thing—sauces for our fast food.
I knew a kid in junior high who would actually smoke fry sauce. Don’t ask me how he would do it, but he would. He’d light it up right in front of students and faculty; he didn’t care.
I remember one day Megan Archibald started hanging out with him and then before you knew it, all her friends started smoking the sauce as well. I was never tempted to try it, but I did like the second-hand fry sauce smoke because it smelled like the neighbors were barbecuing.
Anyway, long story short, his dad eventually caught him smoking the frizzy behind a Jones Paint & Glass and made him take kung fu lessons. I ran into him about seven years ago, coincidentally behind a Jones Paint & Glass. He didn’t look so hot and he wouldn’t stop talking about his three ferrets.
Q: What is your favorite gif?
– Mitchdowd24
My favorite gif is going to be Lebron James dejectedly walking off the court in the NBA Finals while Dante Exum, Derrick Favors, and I hug it out in the background. Well, I’m hugging them. They’re obviously confused as to who I am and why I have my shirt off.
Q: Kevin Love just chose number 0 as his number in Cleveland, which of course means “love” in tennis. What would appropriate numbers be for some Jazzmen?
– Andy L.
LOVE this question! Below are some of the Jazz player’s new numbers:
Q: Forget Dante Exum’s first foray to the basket…what will be your reaction when Steve Novak cans his first trey?
– @davidjsmith1232
I’m going to be like, “What the??? Just like John Lucas III used to do??? This team is somethin’ special!”
Then I’ll turn to those two old sisters who wear the pink jerseys to the games and the closest one will distract me by screaming and giving me a high-five while the other gets down on all fours and steals my popcorn.
Q: If you could ask Kevin Corcoran any question, what would it be?
– @Mare_Bear_Baum
Are you talking about Kevin Corcoran of Toby Tyler fame? If so, wow, he is one of my idols and I believe that his roles in Babes in Toyland and Swiss Family Robinson changed cinema forever.
If I could ask him one question, it would probably be: “Hey Kevin, do you think my collection of 642 Koosh balls will ever be worth any money some day?”
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Thanks for the questions everybody. See ya next week.
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